me @ y/n when they do something i’d never do:
like babe this isn’t us ?? get it together
Ke Huy Quan wins the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for Everything Everywhere All at Once
“stop liking my posts! this isn’t instagram! re-blog them!!!”
me using the like button as a form of bookmarking: 👁️👄👁️
btw it is ok if your fav has no ass. You don’t have to pretend that they have an ass. It is ok. It is ok to find someone with no ass attractive.
Dancing With The Devil || Part Two
Summary: You've burned for him for centuries, but you know he sees you as nothing more than a prize to claim. Still, you play his game of teasing and innuendo, but never give in to how badly you crave him. That is until an innocent smell of a flower on Midsummer leaves you with no other choice.
Genre: Fluff, smut, angst if you squint
Loki x f!reader
Word count: 8k
It was hot.
Far too hot.
Sitting at one of the small round tables scattered around the courtyard, Astrid loyally back at your side, you felt like you would wilt under the intense heat of the sun. Your skin felt as though a hundred tiny fires had been set ablaze under each individual pore and no amount of waving your silk fan brought any kind of relief. Astrid, for her part, seemed unfazed by the heat, eagerly watching the crowds of people pass by you both.
“It’s rather hot, isn’t it?” You all but panted, waving your fan that little bit harder.
The girl turned to you, eyebrows briefly tugging together. “It’s no hotter than usual, my lady. Cooler than this morning even. Are you feeling well?” She asked, laying a gentle hand on your arm, but retracting it instantly at the heat of your skin. “My lady! You’re burning up! Are you sure you wouldn’t be more comfortable in the shade?” her eyes were wide with concern.
top-tier centuries-long pining smutty goodness
